Joker

Everyone I know has been obsessing about Joker lately, due to Batman : The Dark Night of course. I always love Heath Ledger but his acting here, is his best performance. Sadly also last. He made the best Joker. Even better than Jack Nicholson. Nicholson fans might wanna slam me with a hammer if they read this but it's true, Ledger IS the creepiest Joker. His laughter, expressions, constant lips licking, evil psychotic stares. You can compare it yourself, Youtube has all videos of Jokers from time to time.

And of course, let's not forget his quotes. I've been such a dork I googled everywhere just to gather some of his quotes that I like, I read them all over. So neurotic, it sends me chills down my spine. Here are some :

"It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair. "

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one...I just DO things."

"Why So Serious? Let's Put a smile on that face."

"You've got a little fight in ya. I like that."

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

"You've changed things...Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak. Like me! HEHEEHHEEH!!!!!"

"I got a magic trick im going to make this pencil dissappear.." (guy walks up and he stick the pencil in his eye an he falls over)

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. "

"Excuse me i'd like to drive now" ( and he pushes the driver out the door )

"Those who choose the right path go to heaven, Those who choose the wrong path go to hell, but those who do no choose any path cut their own, and who knows what lays beyond that."

"You know, you remind me of my father. I hate my father."

"I can't kill you because you're too much fun!"

and of course, my favorite :

"Kill you? I don't wanna kill you... you complete me."

Holy shit..I'm so turned on..