Chilly and Random

First of all, let me begin this post by thanking my friends and fellow bloggers for their encouraging words and insights in my previous post. I really appreciate them. My dad is currently posting an ad and calling some of his friends to look for a new driver but since it usually takes some time, I'll have to be ready at 5.30 or 6 am everyday to drive my mom to work. And since I can never sleep until early morning, I'll just sleep after I drop her off. This will do, at least before school starts.

Anyway, it's been pretty chilly in Jakarta these days. The rain I like comes more often lately and make the temperature drops. Resulting me covering myself with blanket and bed covers and turn the air conditioner off. Foolishly, I forgot to bring a jacket or wear warmer clothes when I went out. In case you're wondering what the temperature is, it's 25 C / 77 F. Might not be cold at all for people who live in four seasons countries. But I'm a kid from the tropic, this kind of weather makes me want nothing but curling up in a warm blanket.

And here I am, at 1 am in the morning covered from head to toe, blogging on my bed, checking my stat counter and laughing at my keyword analysis. I just installed this widget around two weeks ago but there are already some funny keywords people typed in their search engines before they found this blog. Here are some of them :

insomniac lolita - Oh hello, you found me. How may I help you?

Bruno Santos - HAHA. Yeah, he's gorgeous, isn't he? Here, go right click, save this image to your computer and drool for days.


















robin thicke
- Oh yes. You like his baby making, feel good music too?

tiny lola porn - You've come to the right place! Kidding! Man, what's wrong with you???

i'm so random - ME TOO. A lot of posts in this blog have proven that theory.

rock n rolla russians - They're adorable, me thinks. Trying to get a revenge by stripping and finally wearing just underpants and police caps after stuffing the main character's mouth with a sock.

little lolita - DUDE! Well I should've known using this blog title will attract some pedophiles *shudder*. Dude, Leave the poor little girls alone.

are you a rock n rolla - Yes I am ;).

russian rock n rolla - Again? I don't know so many things about Russians, sorry. Let alone Russian rock n rolla. But I can speak with very thick Russian accent when I'm drunk though. Wanna hear?

a real rock n rolla wants the fuckin everything - My goodness. And I just posted about the movie once. You want Rock n Rolla? Click here and here, okay? Afterwards come back and read about my rock n rolla-ish life. Ha!

rap song about kinky - Ah yeah. I rap and make songs, and my thoughts are pretty much kinky. Guilty.

le privee in jakarta, indonesia - It's in the second floor of Plaza Indonesia, dear. Nice taste of fashion, by the way. Splurge on this season's Herve Leger dresses when you're there, alright?

So if you're one of the people who found my blog from random keywords, welcome and take a look around. Feel free to come back or comment, that would certainly make my day. This invitation however, is not for the porn searching pedophiles above ;).

By the way, I love reading new blogs too so if you're a new visitor and have a blog, you can paste your blog url as well in the comment form.

As for my blog buddies, have you found anything funny in your keyword analysis lately? What's the most absurd words people type in search engines to find you?

23 comments:

  1. floreta said...:

    hahaha this post is funny. i like looking at my random keywords too. it's usually sexual. :D

  1. omahgawd. he is beyond gorgeous! LOL. i will drool.

    instruction: begin the drooling now.
    me: *beep* (drooling)

    LOL.

  1. Kelly Marie said...:

    I always forget to check mine!

    -funny craigslist singles posts
    -craig the cavalry dog

    I love how they get all jumbled up. The Cavalry is part of a song...I guess it would be an interesting children's story title though...

  1. Oh, what a cool idea! The top search keyword people use that actually take them to my blog is (guess)my name. How lame.

  1. Shannon said...:

    okay what the hell? yours are hilarious, and I only have like 3 keywords, and they all include the name of my blog.

    why does nobody look up crazy stuff and find me? no fair!

    haha.

  1. OmegaRadium said...:

    My keywords are usually martial arts, Sentai, Hard Drive, Relationships, or Power Rangers related. That's actually a pretty good summary of my blog. :P

  1. Kristan said...:

    Oh search words... hehehe.

    Heya! Thanks for the add at 20SB. I'm at kristanhoffman.com if you wanna visit. :) Meanwhile I'll be clicking through your archives!

  1. That's pretty much coolthough, searching a part of your name and find your blog? Meaning you're pretty famous :) But people look up some sick porn and found me? ah help :p

  1. Love Crackhead said...:

    Cool post, Andhari! The search keywords people use to get to my blog are, as you can probably tell, porn related keywords, which isn't really what my blog is all about. But what the hell. I write about sex all the time...

  1. I'm sorry, but as a Canadian, I am just shocked by this 25C as cold thing... that is a hot summer day for us folk!

    And one of my favourites searches is "porn star with PhD"!

  1. Nashe^ said...:

    I've been keeping a keyword tracker since 3 years ago, and damn, they do amuse me sometimes. I get keywords for my name, my friends' names, my teachers' names, "legal aliens", pecans, aston merrygold, "basic vietnamese words", "hypnotizing nerd"... and those are just examples.

    LOL

  1. Sebastian said...:

    Ah, you posted about it before me! I was going to comment on the weird stuff people hit my blog with.

    'Naked pink haired girls' was probably my favourite, some time last week.

    Oh, and it's finally up to about 5C here...

  1. .bethany. said...:

    How do you get a keyword tracker? I have google analytics, but it doesn't work too much, since I think most people find me through Google Reader.

    I'd LOVE 77F weather here right now. My parents live in Texas and have been complaining all week about how "cold" it is...and we've had ice since Sunday. I'm so ready for summer. I miss tee-shirts. Stay warm tropic girl!

  1. @Princess Pointful : I always want to visit Canada, after you tell me this I know I have to at least come in the summer..otherwise there's a good possibility I will freeze.

    @Nashe : LOL legal aliens?? why???

    @Seb : I bet you'll love to find one in your doorstep.:P

    @Bethany : I'm using statcounter and some people use sitemeter :)

  1. *Nic* said...:

    I wish it was 25 C here, it's more like 5 C!
    Those random keywords are funny, you must get a lot of paedophiles typing in 'Lolita'! Is that your real name btw?
    Great post!

  1. Cheryl said...:

    I don't think people look me up online. :(

  1. Jessy said...:

    I love looking at the keyword analysis. What I find strange more than anything is when people find my blog by simply typing jessymessy... like, why would they do that? haha. My favorite of yours is tiny lola porn... =D

  1. nityamonto said...:

    how to get a keyword analysis?
    maaf aku gaptek. baru denger jg.. (((((=

  1. nityamonto said...:

    p.s. le privee has launched the exact Herve Leger collections just like those on its web? greatt, i'm drooling.

  1. @Nic : My real name is Andhari, yet people been calling me Lolita because I looklike mischievious kid(???) haha it's stuck then

    @Jessy : it means theyve heard of you out there :D and tiny lola porn cracks me up too, i can picture an old bearded pervert typing that. ew.

    @Nitya : I sent you a message on statcounter in FB..and YES Le Privee sells the new collection of Herve Leger...drools huh? I should hit the store pronto

  1. Michelka said...:

    Bruno santos = yummy to the max....

  1. Errant Gosling said...:

    I love that your covered from head to toe at 77 degrees. What different lives we lead. I get few searches still. I need to start labeling things.

  1. Sheri said...:

    LOL I use Google Analyatics it is funny. Weirdest one for me is probably "Sheri Nude" I don't think I ever posted anything nude... lmao