If I Were...

My version of If I Were. Inspired by Ramblings Of a Fab Brunette and twentyfourcarat.net.

If I were a month, I’d be September.
( my birthday month! )

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 00.00.

If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a frozen peach bellini.


If I were a scent, I’d be a mixture of mandarin, melon, white cherry, passion fruit, jasmine, peony, freesia, rose, orange flower, pink musk, tree moss, blonde woods and patchouli.
( which are exactly the composition of my 4-years favorite perfume, Glow After Dark )

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a king-size bed.

If I were a car, I’d be a Bentley Continental.
( Buy me one? )


If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.

If I were a tree, I’d be a Palm tree.

If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.

If I were a flower, I’d be a cherry blossom.


If I were an element, I'd be fire.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a mild rain.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.

If I were a food, I’d be dollar pancakes with fruits and ice cream.
( served anytime at one of my favorite pancake houses, Pan-O )


If I were a color, I’d be purple.

If I were an emotion, I’d be affection.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a mango.

If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of a record needle scratching a vynil record.

If I were a place, I’d be Matira Point, French Polynesia.
( I.WANT.TO.GO)


If I were a material, I’d be silk.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

If I were a song, I’d be Sexy Bitch.
( I'm shameless but ladies, honk if you feel this song! )



If I were an object, I’d be a microphone.

If I were a body part, I’d be the lips.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a pout.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of statement platforms.
( This one is Galliano. I can never wear it this extreme but it's so fierce! )


What would you be?