Two Worlds Collide!

It amazes me how gossips travel really fast.

See, I was having dinner with a bunch of fellow interns today. Being one of the newest kids, I was all calm and quiet. I intend to be really low key. New environment, new image, right? But then one of the girls I've just talked a couple times with before looked at me and asked, "So when is your next gig?"

I was all, "HUH?"

Suddenly all the attention turned to me.

"Gig? What gig?"

Uh-oh. So I told them when I happen to not spend my time being a lawbot and do things lawbots do, I run to the nearest microphone and try to out-cool Nicki Minaj.

But the questions kept on coming...

"REALLY?"

"Since when?"

"Do you perform?"

"Do you like Lil Wayne?"

"Yo, Andhari! HAHAHA! Yo, yo, yo!"

The last two sentences, as you can tell, are pretty retarded. I can tell that all of us will get along awesomely.

Speaking of retarded, I did a pretty retarded thing today.

I had a pretty dull reviewing assignment this afternoon. My office mate was out getting food, leaving me in our office room alone. The hallway was deserted and the office rooms next to us were mostly empty. Apparently a lot of people were out for meetings or something. So I figure I wouldn't bother anyone if I played a little bit of trashy but catchy music for fun and giggles, right?

I chose this song to wiggle to :



And this is my office room :


I was so lost in music : singing about all the money to blow and 24 hour champagne diet (LMAO!), typing and wiggling at the same time when I heard a loud cough behind me.

A senior associate shaking his head, looking amused.

Woops.

This conversation happened :

Him : Umm, where's your office mate?

Me : *speechless* She's out..

Him : ..............

Me : I'll let her know you're looking for her when she gets back

Him : Thanks...

Him : Have fun blowing your money! *walked out laughing out loud*

DEAD.