Like, seriously. How embarrassing it is that I actually like this show?
This is why I always, always have to keep myself occupied. I'm a very curious human being, and very easily impressionable.
It was a random Sunday afternoon, I hadn't showered (hahaha) and I had nothing to do. So I figure I would take a little trip to the DVD store, just to see what they have, right? So there I was, (with my loose t-shirt, tousled hair, and bright green spongebob squarepants shorts that would make the city's self proclaimed fashionistas tut-tutting and stare in disgust) randomly grabbing dvd's when I spotted it sitting proudly on top of the rack.
Kardashians, bimbos, cat fights, sex, and retardedness all around. See, I've figured what the show is all about when I saw big boobs and fake tans on the cover but does it stop me? NO! I walked out in shame with the complete season 1 of this craziness.
6 hours later I've finished all the episodes and I feel like I've sold my soul to the devil.
Why must something that's supposedly so BAD be so ENTERTAINING? Why do I get the kick out of seeing two sisters in name brand overly skimpy clothes do nothing but party every night, hump all the men in Miami, and gossip in their little shop with their equally tan, glossy lipped big boobed employees? Why? I mean, their vocabularies only revolve around "slore", "whore", "slut", "bone", "fuck", "shit" and such.
Imagine what my Asian grandma would say.
I think I have to go back to the store and get myself the season 2. WHAT.
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Haha, well it can't be worse than "The Jersey Shore" hahaha :D